Going Ape Shirt

Here at Dead Dodge Garage, I'm cooking up a blown 426 Hemi-powered wheelstander called The Flying Banana. It's a pretty faithful recreation of The Little Red Wagon... but it's yellow, so it's the Banana. Like every other project around here, it's not happening quickly - and it could be years until the Banana actually flies. But Rooster designed a shirt anyway, so if you'd like to support the cause - and my dream of doing wheelies in front of DDG World Headquarters - grab one of these sweet units.

On the front, we've got the Flying Banana on two wheels, resplendent in a fresh coat of yellow and painted lettering (that will definitely happen in real life some day...) A decidedly non-copyright infringing monkey hangs from the front axle. On the back, we've got gigantic yellow Dead Dodge Garage lettering (in a suspiciously familiar looking font) to compliment the Banana's flavor. This double printed shirt costs a few bucks more than our standard offerings - but I'd say it's worth it.

I'm not exaggerating in any way when I say the Bella shirts our designs are printed on are the most comfortable T-shirts anywhere. Sure, I love repping DDG on the street and on camera, but I actually stuffed my dresser full of them because they're just the nicest shirts to wear. Try it - you'll like it. Here's some propagandic shirt pablum:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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